brandnewswastikas:

I like starting sentences with, “I’m not going to lie,” because then I can lie as much as I want and they have to believe me. 

fandom-sandwich:

fudgeflies:

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

1. the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
2. if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate

Dean/Cas per episode

↳ 8x08 “Hunteri Heroici”

kittycapulet:

A sequel to The Many Adventures of Will Graham’s Dogs

giving a voice to the poor kitchenware that cannot speak but has countless stories to tell

in-love-with-all-british-actors:

simplyfreeman:

merlinisahuntingdetective:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

NO NO NO NO

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

WHY?? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?!? YOU CAN’T DO THIS.. I’M ALMOST FUCKING CRYING HERE

It’s alright, I didn’t need my fucking heart anyway TAKE IT

childishnotions:

writing is safer, somehow
because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,
and words get stuck in throats,
not fingertips, can’t stumble
on paper trails of blue lines
because writing is definite and clear
and no one can tell if i am crying
or laughing
through written words alone 

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

samkatdiz:

Destiel AU series: Pirates (HQ)

Dean is a recently marooned pirate Captain of his beloved ship Impala. Castiel is a recently discharged soldier of the Isla de Vida. 

They get in a sword fight and Dean pulls a gun. Cas ends up rebelling to help Dean find his ship and join him in piracy.

loserslol:

The BEST question i’ve ever got EVER